Unfortunately, Patrik is sick so of course his Mom is wanting to take care of him. I was uploading the pictures I have been promising you and she brings all this stuff and puts it down on the table in front of me and it goes like this:
Magy: "Salah, you put on Patrik, this and this like this. This is dog fat (tapping on a small box with a cute Lab on it)."
Me: "DOG FAT, NOOOOO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOG FAT??!" My heart starting to race.
Magy: "This is dog."
Me:"No, Patrik is not putting dog fat on him!"
Magy AND Herby: This is good for health. In World War II they do this. It is like pig or cow."
Me: "NO, this is YOGI or Sam or Hank to me! Nope, no way!"
I sat there for a minute and waited until she walked away. I then marched downstairs and gave Patrik a new one. He surprisingly agreed with me and came upstairs knowing he can't blow my cover that I am freaking out.
He quietly grabs the small box with the cute picture of the sweet Lab and a bowl of herbs and reads the box (it is in Czech). He giggles and tells me that there are NO animal products in this medicine, it is not tested on animals, matter of fact part of the proceeds from the sale of this product go to animal funds!!!! OMG...THANK GOODNESS because a return ticket home would be expensive!
Patrik did ask me not to say anything and if her thinking there is real dog fat in the medicine makes her happy....just go with it.
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